A Peice of the Insanity Pie!!

moving on from being emotional to the other more favourite form of madness!!
here are some humourous one liners I love.. post your take on them that they are great or... who cares for the review anyway!! ;) jus kiddin , dun mind.. here they are:

#I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
--Rodney Dangerfield

#Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
(Well thats why I love it, coz m no good to earn anyways! :P)

#If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.

#A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run!!

#Consider this: In India, an automobile is stolen EVERY 24.7 SECONDS. If that statistic scares you, think how we felt when we made it up...

#I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

#It`s easy to be smart, just think of something stupid and say the opposite!

#Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished..
(So you see how hard I work the whole day!! :) )

#There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it!

#Talk is cheap because supply exeeds demand!!
(Are you pointing to me, eh?)

#What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds', I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's
- Jay Leno

#Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds.
—Douglas Adams
(See, its not that I am a superman to do it!!)

#Little girls grow to become young women. Little boys have a job for life !!

#Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
(Dedicated to all those who didn't get any of the above ones!!)